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Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. – Barry Goldwater

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I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If its somebody elses secretary, fine. – Barry Goldwater

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If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government. – Barry Goldwater

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I rise today in support of Bill C-38, the Civil Marriage Act. I rise in support of a Canada in which liberties are safeguarded, rights are protected and the people of this land are treated as equals under the law. – Paul Martin

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I think its unfortunate that there exists only one path in America to complete social legitimacy, and that is marriage. I think, for instance, that it would be far easier for Americans to elect a black president or a female president than an unmarried president. – Elizabeth Gilbert

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Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant. Of a teacher and a learner. – John Updike

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The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the first place. – Sacha Guitry

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