Quote by Barry Goldwater
Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. – Barry Goldwater

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I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle. – Barry Goldwater

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For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. – Catherine Zeta-Jones

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My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. Thats the same marriage I have. – Curtis Sliwa

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. – Honoré de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage

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Obamas position on marriage is brazenly cynical. – David Limbaugh

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