Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. – Barry Goldwater
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. – Barry Goldwater

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. – Barry Goldwater
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. – Barry Goldwater
I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle. – Barry Goldwater
The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government. – Barry Goldwater