Quote by Barry Goldwater
Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. – Barry Goldwater

Other quotes by Barry Goldwater

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle. – Barry Goldwater

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War
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Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world. – Barry Goldwater

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Family
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Marriage
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A woman asking Am I good? Am I satisfied? is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be. – Barbara Cartland

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Marriage

Sometimes I bust out and do things so permanent. Like tattoos and marriage. – Drew Barrymore

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Marriage

Its only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous. – Ian Mckellen

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Marriage

Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress. – Author Unknown

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Marriage

Random Quotes

Unseasonable kindness gets no thanks. – Thomas Fuller

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thankful

Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split the boulder. – Carl Sandburg

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Nature

Man seeks to escape himself in myth, and does so by any means at his disposal. Drugs, alcohol, or lies. Unable to withdraw into himself, he disguises himself. Lies and inaccuracy give him a few moments of comfort. – Jean Cocteau

Only think of two things — the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. – Sam Mussabini

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Running