Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. – Barry Goldwater
If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government. – Barry Goldwater
Equality, rightly understood as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the emancipation of creative differences wrongly understood, as it has been so tragically in our time, it leads first to conformity and then to despotism. – Barry Goldwater
Its a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president… except me. – Barry Goldwater