A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000. – Leonard L. Levinson Category: Homecoming
We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. – Japanese Proverb Category: Homecoming
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. – Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary Category: Homecoming
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller Category: Homecoming
Whats a mans age? He must hurry more, thats all Cram in a day, what his youth took a year to hold. – Robert Browning Category: Age
Foolishness is rarely a matter of lack of intelligence or even lack of information. – John McCarthy Category: Intelligence
We are Americans when we go to war, and when we return, we are Mexicans. – Dennis Chavez Category: War
Decisiveness is a characteristic of high-performing men and women. Almost any decision is better than no decision at all. – Brian Tracy Category: Men
