High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. – Christopher Morley
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. – Christopher Morley
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. – Christopher Morley
The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets. – Christopher Morley