High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. – Christopher Morley

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. – Christopher Morley
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, its the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. – Christopher Morley
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. – Christopher Morley