High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. – Christopher Morley

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. – Christopher Morley
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. – Christopher Morley
There is only one success — to be able to spend your life in your own way. – Christopher Morley