Quote by Christopher Morley
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the for

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley

Other quotes by Christopher Morley

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. – Christopher Morley

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Clothes can suggest, persuade, connote, insinuate, or indeed lie, and apply subtle pressure while their wearer is speaking frankly and straightforwardly of other matters. – Anne Hollander

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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. – Henry David Thoreau, Walden

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Jeans represent democracy in fashion. – Giorgio Armani

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What do nudists wear on casual Fridays? – Anonymous

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An attitude of philosophic doubt, of suspended judgment, is repugnant to the natural man. Belief is an independent joy to him. – William Minto

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A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

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My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain. – W. H. Auden

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Ive got to have a place where I can find peace of mind. – Princess of Wales Diana

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