High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity. – Christopher Morley
A human being is an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. – Christopher Morley
It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious he learned the habit from Nature. – Christopher Morley
The first purpose of clothes… was not warmth or decency, but ornament…. Among wild people, we find tattooing and painting even prior to clothes. The first spiritual want of a barbarous man is decoration; as indeed we still see among the barbarous classes in civilized countries. – Thomas Carlyle