Quote by Christopher Morley
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the for

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley

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Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim. – Jane Austen

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He who sleeps in the raw, is in for a nude awakening. – Author Unknown

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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. – Benny Hill

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