High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. – Christopher Morley
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. – Christopher Morley
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. – Christopher Morley
There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning. – Christopher Morley
The first purpose of clothes… was not warmth or decency, but ornament…. Among wild people, we find tattooing and painting even prior to clothes. The first spiritual want of a barbarous man is decoration; as indeed we still see among the barbarous classes in civilized countries. – Thomas Carlyle
If I were a capitalist I would not give my employees health insurance with no deductible, which I do, including dental, and paid pregnancy leave. Thats not called capitalism, thats called being a Christian and someone who believes in democracy, so that everyone should get a fair slice of the pie. – Michael Moore