Quote by Christopher Morley
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the for

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley

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Any man worth his salt has by the time he is forty-five accumulated a crown of thorns, and the problem is to learn to wear it over one ear. – Christopher Morley

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He who sleeps in the raw, is in for a nude awakening. – Author Unknown

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The only man who really needs a tail coat is a man with a hole in his trousers. – John Taylor

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The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize. – Robert Harling, Steel Magnolias

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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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