High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace. – Christopher Morley

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley
It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace. – Christopher Morley
Things of the spirit differ from things material in that the more you give the more you have. – Christopher Morley
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, its the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. – Christopher Morley
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are all connected to a special programming service called Music That Nobody Really Likes, and you cannot get away from it. – Dave Barry