Funny that a pair of really nice shoes make us feel good in our heads — at the extreme opposite end of our bodies. – Levende Waters Category: Clothing
A skirt is no obstacle to extemporaneous sex, but it is physically impossible to make love to a girl while she is wearing trousers. – Helen Lawrenson Category: Clothing
Do I get up every morning and ask: am I doing the things that I believe in and am I doing them for the best possible motives? Yes. Unambiguously yes. – Nick Clegg Category: Morning
The helicopter is a fine way to travel, but it induces a view of the world that only God and CEOs share on a regular basis. – Morley Safer Category: Travel
Opportunity is often difficult to recognize; we usually expect it to beckon us with beepers and billboards. – William Arthur Ward Category: Opportunities
You cant teach somebody how to be funny. Youre either funny, or you aint. – Denis Leary Category: funny
