My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne. – Hank Williams, Jr.

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. – Ruth E. Renkel

Two little girls, on their way home from Sunday school, were solemnly discussing the lesson. “Do you believe there is a devil?” asked one. “No,” said the other promptly. “It’s like Santa Claus: it’s your father.” – Nebelspalter (Zurich, Switzerland), quoted in The Literary Digest, Vol.106, 1930