There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus. – Author Unknown Category: Fathers
My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it. – Quentin Crisp Category: Fathers
The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat. – Robert Frost Category: Fathers
We of Africa protest that, in this day and age, we should continue to be treated as lesser human beings than other races. – Robert Mugabe Category: Age
A snowflake is one of Gods most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! – Anon. Category: Snow
In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character. – P. J. ORourke Category: Death
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. – Author Unknown Category: Election Day
