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One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package

One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds. – Dan Bennett

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Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. – Dan Bennett

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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain

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Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face. – VPPappy

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