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One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package

One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds. – Dan Bennett

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Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet. – Dan Bennett

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