Live as you will wish to have lived when you are dying. – Christian Furchtegott Gellert Category: Carpe Diem
If you believe in forever, then life is just a one-night stand. – Righteous Brothers, “Rock & Roll Heaven” Category: Carpe Diem
I never work just to work. Its some combination of laziness and self-respect. – Harold Ramis Category: work
Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups. – Shawn Levy Category: Birthday
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson Category: funny