To have some idea what its like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until hes 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump. – Geoffrey Boycott
Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly