If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright Category: Swimming
We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. – Dora Winifred Black Russell Category: Birth Control
There is more of good nature than of good sense at the bottom of most marriages. – Henry David Thoreau Category: good
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, youll become happy if you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. – Socrates Category: good
I now have two different audiences. Theres the one that has been watching my action films for 20 years, and the American family audience. American jokes, less fighting. – Jackie Chan Category: Family
