I hate fishing, and I cant imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive. – Joseph Barbera
Bill Hanna and I owe an awful lot to television, but we both got our start and built the first phase of our partnership in the movies. – Joseph Barbera
I hope we dont get to the point where we have to have the cat stop chasing the mouse to teach him glassblowing and basket weaving. – Joseph Barbera
My marriage had been impulsive. That marriage should have been short-lived instead of the 23 years it spanned. – Joseph Barbera
I think were getting to the point where everyones getting fat and everyones getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people cant walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps. – Adam Carolla