One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. – G.M. Weilacher Category: Custodian Thanks
I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom. – Author Unknown Category: Custodian Thanks
Wherever a man turns he can find someone who needs him. – Albert Schweitzer Category: Custodian Thanks
The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes of each honest worker. – Helen Keller Category: Custodian Thanks
When writing comedy, you have to have the confidence to believe that there is only one type of relationship in the world, and we are all having it, that all men behave in the same way and so do all women. – Steven Moffat Category: relationship
Why do British people make such good TV? Its so annoying. Stop it. Is it because they have free health care? Uggh. – Elizabeth Meriwether Category: Health
Its a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them. – Louis C. K. Category: positive
