Logo
Quote by Bryan Callen
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. Id rather have one horsepower - in

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. Id rather have one horsepower – in a horse. Thats macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. – Bryan Callen

Other quotes by Bryan Callen
No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
car
category

Just because you put higher-octane gasoline in your car doesnt mean you can break the speed limit. The speed limits still 65. – Neil Sheehan

Category:
car

I borrowed my friends car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is true, in the first day of borrowing the car, I got three tickets and I rear-ended it. – Emily Mortimer

Category:
car

As you get older, things conk out. Its a bit like a car. As long as its something the mechanics can fix, you can chug on for a few more thousand miles. – Len Goodman

Category:
car

Im the one who gets called up about a problem. Im the one who gets called up about the street lighting and the abandoned car. Im the one who gets blamed if the police dont arrive. Im the one they blame if a city truck is broken down. – Richard M. Daley

Category:
car

Random Quotes

In this possibly terminal phase of human existence, democracy and freedom are more than just ideals to be valued – they may be essential to survival. – Noam Chomsky

Category:
Freedom

A living civilization creates; a dying, builds museums. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

Category:
Civilization

We always kept believing in ourselves and our team and the car. – Sebastian Vettel

Category:
car

A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man, who has no gills. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Oceans