I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman Category: Christmas
Mankind is a great, an immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas. – Pope John XXIII Category: Christmas
Marriage was all a womans idea and for mans acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. – Phyllis McGinley Category: Marriage
Im a Hollywood writer, so I put on my sports jacket and take off my brain. – Ben Hecht Category: Sports