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Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. – Gary Larson

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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. – Gary Larson

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1988 I also received from the city of Vienna the cross of honour for art and science. These titles and the various honors mean a great deal to me, most of all for the reason that they would mean a great deal to my parents too. – Leon Askin

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I think there is a tendency in science to measure what is measurable and to decide that what you cannot measure must be uninteresting. – Donald Norman

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I saw science as being in harmony with humanity. – Joseph Rotblat

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Science is simply common sense at its best. – Thomas Huxley

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