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Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. – Gary Larson

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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. – Gary Larson

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A man ceases to be a beginner in any given science and becomes a master in that science when he has learned that he is going to be a beginner all his life. – Robin G. Collingwood

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Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it. – Marlon Wayans

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I did not imagine that the second half of my life would be spent on efforts to avert a mortal danger to humanity created by science. – Joseph Rotblat

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Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. – Ashley Montagu

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If the markets had behaved badly, that would obviously add to peoples sense of alarm… but there has been a lot of reassurance coming, particularly in the way the Brits handled all this. There seems to be no great fear that something like that is going to happen here. – Brit Hume

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