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Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. – Gary Larson

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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. – Gary Larson

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But the power of science lies in open publication, which, with the rise of the Internet, is no longer constrained by the price of paper. – Michael Shermer

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I hesitate to predict whether this theory is true. But if the general opinion of Mankind is optimistic then were in for a period of extreme popularity for science fiction. – David Eddings

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Winning is the science of being totally prepared. – George Allen, Sr.

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The theory of undirected evolution is already dead, but the work of science continues. – Michael Behe

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The laws against public nudity make no sense. The idea that Jerry Falwell can go topless while Cindy Crawford cannot is an absolute affront to logic, common sense and the 5000 year human struggle for aesthetic taste. – Peter McWilliams

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The search for happiness is unlike any other search, for we search last in the likeliest places. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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