Quote by Gary Larson
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. – Gary Larson

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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. – Gary Larson

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Traditional academic science describes human beings as highly developed animals and biological thinking machines. We appear to be Newtonian objects made of atoms, molecules, cells, tissues, and organs. – Stanislav Grof

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All science is either physics or stamp collecting. – Ernest Rutherford

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I want to be the Cecil B. DeMille of science fiction. – Steven Spielberg

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I dont really see science fiction as fiction. I can imagine colonies on Mars and everything. – Sigourney Weaver

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