A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck Category: Grandparents
If your baby is “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma. – Teresa Bloomingdale Category: Grandparents
I don’t intentionally spoil my grandkids. It’s just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left. – Gene Perret Category: Grandparents
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. – Welsh Proverb Category: Grandparents
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. – Arnold H. Glasgow Category: Friendship
Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror. – George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997 Category: Baseball
I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they arent trying to teach us. – Umberto Eco Category: Father
