When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright Category: good
Its good to know how to read, but its dangerous to know how to read and not how to interpret what youre reading. – Mike Tyson Category: good
An actor is supposed to be a sensitive instrument. Isaac Stern takes good care of his violin. What if everybody jumped on his violin? – Marilyn Monroe Category: good
If you want to kill any idea in the world today, get a committee working on it. – Charles Franklin Kettering Category: Committee