When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright Category: good
Im leaving the screen because I dont think I am very good in the pictures and I have this beautiful dream that Im elegant on the stage. – Helen Hayes Category: good
Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be happy. You deserve delight. – Hannah Arendt Category: good
Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. – Author Unknown Category: Black Friday Shopping
I think it was my study of history that convinced me that the Democratic Party was more on the side of the average American. – George McGovern Category: History