Quote by Katharine Whitehorn
From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it wou

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. – Katharine Whitehorn

Other quotes by Katharine Whitehorn

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes. – Katharine Whitehorn

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Smoking
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People get a bad impression of it by continually trying to treat it as if it was a bank clerk, who ought to be on time on Tuesday next, instead of philosophically seeing it as a painter, who may do anything so long as you dont try to predict what. – Katharine Whitehorn

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Weather
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Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. – Katharine Whitehorn

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Committees
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays. – Henny Youngman

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Christmas

I had eight brothers and sisters. Every Christmas my younger brother Bobby would wake up extra early and open everybodys presents – everybodys – so by the time the rest of us got up, all the gifts were shredded, ribbons off, torn open and thrown aside. – Tommy Hilfiger

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Christmas

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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Christmas

If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check. – Mahalia Jackson

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Christmas

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The minuses of celebrity include having to live with security and the knowledge that you may be stalked. – Enya

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