A statistician made a few calculations and discovered that since the birth of our nation more lives had been lost in celebrating independence than in winning it. – Curtis Billings
A relationship is lovely if youre happy, comfortable in it and you really like the person. I can think of nothing better. But theres nothing worse than having a relationship in which you feel no interest. – Susannah York
The Super Bowl isnt for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account. – Andy Rooney
