Fortune, which has a great deal of power in other matters but especially in war, can bring about great changes in a situation through very slight forces. – Julius Caesar
Which death is preferably to every other? The unexpected. – Julius Caesar
In war, events of importance are the result of trivial causes. – Julius Caesar
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking. – Julius Caesar
The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit. – George Mikes