A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. – Author Unknown Category: Gambling
One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds. – Dan Bennett Category: Gambling
You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it. – Albert Einstein Category: Gambling
We are all manufacturers — some make good, others make trouble, and still others make excuses. – Author Unknown Category: Excuses
Ask for no guarantees, ask for no security, there never was such an animal. And if there were, it would be related to the great sloth which hangs upside down in a tree all day every day, sleeping its life away. – Henry de Bracton Category: Security