Quote by Mason Cooley
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. - Mason

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason Cooley

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Radical historians now tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey. – Mason Cooley

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Growing old is a bad habit which a busy man has no time to form. – Andre Maurois

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Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age. – Victor Hugo

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I think I dont regret a single excess of my responsive youth – I only regret, in my chilled age, certain occasions and possibilities I didnt embrace. – Henry James

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Age, like distance lends a double charm. – Oliver Herford

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