Mason Cooley's Quote - Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason

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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. - Mason

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason Cooley

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If you are going to break a Law of Art, make the crime interesting. – Mason Cooley

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After my spectacular failures, I could not be satisfied with an ordinary success. – Mason Cooley

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The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path. – Mason Cooley

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Each age tries to form its own conception of the past. Each age writes the history of the past anew with reference to the conditions uppermost in its own time. – Frederick Jackson Turner

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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once youre aboard, theres nothing you can do. – Golda Meir

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There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you. – Carol Grace

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I am hoping for peaceful transition into a new age. Obama has already played a great role in initiating us into that vision. If he were to be harmed in any way, it would spawn the birth of a million Obamas. – Saul Williams

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I am a poor man and of little worth, who is laboring in that art that God has given me in order to extend my life as long as possible. – Michelangelo

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The romantic love we feel toward the opposite sex is probably one extra help from God to bring you together, but thats it. All the rest of it, the true love, is the test. – Joan Chen

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