Mason Cooley's Quote - Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason

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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. - Mason

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason Cooley

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Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining. – Mason Cooley

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Unemployment diminishes people. Leisure enlarges them. – Mason Cooley

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If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. – Mason Cooley

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Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age. – Hesiod

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We live in an age when to be young and to be indifferent can be no longer synonymous. We must prepare for the coming hour. The claims of the Future are represented by suffering millions and the Youth of a Nation are the trustees of Posterity. – Benjamin Disraeli

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India saw from the beginning, and, even in her ages of reason and her age of increasing ignorance, she never lost hold of the insight, that life cannot be rightly seen in the sole light, cannot be perfectly lived in the sole power of its externalities. – Sri Aurobindo

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The greatest writers of this age… are aware of the mystery of our existence. – J. B. Priestley

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