Mason Cooley's Quote - Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason

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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. - Mason

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason Cooley

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Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth. – Mason Cooley

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Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. – Mason Cooley

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In every death, a busy world comes to an end. – Mason Cooley

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