Quote by Mason Cooley
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. - Mason

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason Cooley

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People pay to see movies with women looking beautiful, but I think there will be a place for me to play women looking my own age. – Debra Winger

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I was born at the age of twelve on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot. – Edward Koch

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Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash

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