Quote by Mason Cooley
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. - Mason

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason Cooley

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Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little. – Mason Cooley

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You cant help getting older, but you dont have to get old. – George Burns

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Some of your teachers are actually closer in age to you than you think. – Maya Lin

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I saw no African people in the printed and illustrated Sunday school lessons. I began to suspect at this early age that someone had distorted the image of my people. My long search for the true history of African people the world over began. – John Henrik Clarke

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Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. – Harold Coffin

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