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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. - Mason

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason Cooley

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Im being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly. – Mason Cooley

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At sixty, I know little more about wisdom than I did at thirty, but I know a great deal more about folly. – Mason Cooley

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