Mason Cooley's Quote - Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason

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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. - Mason

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason Cooley

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The lonely become either thoughtful or empty. – Mason Cooley

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Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage. – Mason Cooley

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Radical historians now tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey. – Mason Cooley

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Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought. – Emily Dickinson

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Age is a matter of feeling, not of years. – Washington Irving

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I am rediscovering the whole sexual dimension of life at the age of 86, really. And that also means discovering the feminine. So the whole of this dimension, which I had been seeking for a very long time, is now sort of opening itself up to me. – Bede Griffiths

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Old age, calm, expanded, broad with the haughty breadth of the universe, old age flowing free with the delicious near-by freedom of death. – Edith Wharton

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