Quote by Mason Cooley
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. - Mason

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason Cooley

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Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they make a hullabaloo down here? – Mason Cooley

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