Mason Cooley's Quote - Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason

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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. - Mason

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. – Mason Cooley

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After my spectacular failures, I could not be satisfied with an ordinary success. – Mason Cooley

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In every death, a busy world comes to an end. – Mason Cooley

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I am skeptical in principle, gullible in practice. – Mason Cooley

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The balance of private good and general welfare is at the bottom of civilized morals but the morals of the Heroic Age are founded on individuality, and on nothing else. – Lascelles Abercrombie

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The diseases of old age are the diseases of children grown old. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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