My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. Id rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barneys barber shop. – Paul OGrady Category: teacher
Simplicity and repose are the qualities that measure the true value of any work of art. – Frank Lloyd Wright Category: Art
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and Ill show you a man who cant get his pants on. – Joe E. Lewis Category: Maturity
