If God existed, and if He cared for humankind, He would never have given us religion. – Martin Amis
Every writer hopes or boldly assumes that his life is in some sense exemplary, that the particular will turn out to be universal. – Martin Amis
Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them. – Martin Amis
The middle class is doing fine in fiction. But its not what gets me going. I love the working class, and everyone from it Ive met, and think theyre incredibly witty, inventive – theres a lot of poetry there. – Martin Amis