Id always assumed that I would die at about the same age as my dad – he was 45. I am five years in credit now. I cant get my head around the fact that I am older than he was – ever. – Ian Hislop
With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life Ive found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying. – Wilt Chamberlain
