Every man has three characters — that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has. – Alphonse Karr
Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end. – Alphonse Karr
I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We havent a hope. I know the presiding judge too: Ive had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked. – Alphonse Karr
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns I am thankful that thorns have roses. – Alphonse Karr