The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase. – E.B. White, “Hot Weather,” One Man’s Meat, 1944
All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. Thats kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way. – Sammy Hagar