The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman Category: Intelligence
Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins. – Ralph Waldo Emerson Category: Sincerity
The only way to predict the future is to have power to shape the future. – Eric Hoffer Category: Future
I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg Category: good
