Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. – Benny Hill Category: Clothing
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. – Christopher Morley Category: Clothing
Is what I say true? Say yes quickly, if you know, if you’ve known it from before the beginning of the universe. – Rumi Category: Rumi
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. – Chinese Proverb Category: Birth Control
The night is a skin pulled over the head of day that the day may be in torment. – Djuna Barnes Category: Night, Nighttime
Its not the sentiments of men which make history but their actions. – Norman Mailer Category: History
