Quote by Norm MacDonald
I dont really like politics that much. And I like the order and si

I dont really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world. – Norm MacDonald

Other quotes by Norm MacDonald

Comedy is surprises, so if youre intending to make somebody laugh and they dont laugh, thats funny. – Norm MacDonald

Category:
funny
Read Quote

I sort of try to write everything for me. Im a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I dont remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. Im trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so theyre accessible to everyone. – Norm MacDonald

Category:
Sports
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Sports
category

The thing about sports movies is, they cant help but feel epic – putting music to images, etc. – Lindsey Shaw

Category:
Sports

Ive always been a guy who wants to play sports, not watch them. – Shaun White

Category:
Sports

Thats the biggest problem with boxing in the United States. They do not promote it like they used to, when it used to be Howard Cosell and they showed it on Wide World of Sports. Everybody knew all the fighters. Everybody was looking forward to the year when the Olympics came on. – Evander Holyfield

Category:
Sports

To dope the racer is as criminal, as sacrilegious, as trying to imitate God; it is stealing from God the privilege of the spark. – Roland Barthes

Category:
Sports

Random Quotes

A writer should write with his eyes and a painter paint with his ears. – Gertrude Stein

Category:
Art

To know the difference between erotica and pornography you must first know the difference between naked and nude. – Bernard Poulin

Category:
Sex

Be still when you have nothing to say when genuine passion moves you, say what youve got to say, and say it hot. – David Herbert Lawrence

Category:
communication

Dangers bring fears, and fears more dangers bring. – Richard Baxter

Category:
Danger