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I dont really like politics that much. And I like the order and si

I dont really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world. – Norm MacDonald

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Comedy is surprises, so if youre intending to make somebody laugh and they dont laugh, thats funny. – Norm MacDonald

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I sort of try to write everything for me. Im a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I dont remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. Im trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so theyre accessible to everyone. – Norm MacDonald

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Hes going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. Thats always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys cant handle it. But it looks like he can. – Jack Nicklaus

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Im not a huge fan of improv theater or improv sports or whatever, because it still just looks like a tool. It looks like a technique to me. – John Michael Higgins

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Sports are one of the main cultural activities on the face of the earth. – Jack Kent Cooke

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I would venture to guess that if I was a construction worker… who requested a transfer to another department for the betterment of his family, I would be commended for it. But because its sports, theres just so much passion added to it. – Derek Fisher

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