My dad doesnt get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesnt understand them. Hes just laughing because people around him are laughing. – Zach Galifianakis
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. – Zach Galifianakis
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs Ive ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny. – Zach Galifianakis
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that werent there. – Zach Galifianakis