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Quote by Zach Galifianakis
My dad doesnt get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn

My dad doesnt get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesnt understand them. Hes just laughing because people around him are laughing. – Zach Galifianakis

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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. Theres just too much money. – Zach Galifianakis

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I understand Tea Partyers anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I cant be part of that. – Zach Galifianakis

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