Quote by Zach Galifianakis
My dad doesnt get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn

My dad doesnt get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesnt understand them. Hes just laughing because people around him are laughing. – Zach Galifianakis

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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs Ive ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the Girlfriend in a Coma is, like, really funny. – Zach Galifianakis

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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that werent there. – Zach Galifianakis

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Ive got an idea for a modern day faerie tale that I think would made a great short novel. But I just dont have the time to work on it right now. Im way too busy with the Kingkiller Chronicles and being a new dad. – Patrick Rothfuss

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My father… had sharper eyes than the rest of our people. – Chief Joseph

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Me and my dad are the biggest promoters of an estate tax in the US. Its not a popular position. – Bill Gates

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