Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. – Don Herold
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. – Don Herold

Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. – Don Herold
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. – Don Herold
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. – Don Herold
On bad days, I think Id like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to Third World countries and operates on children in villages with airlifts, and then I think, Yeah, right, Im going to go back to undergraduate school and take all the biology I missed and then go to medical school. No. No. – Tama Janowitz