In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. – Charles de Gaulle

There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen. – Author Unknown

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. – Henry Cate, VII

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason. – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz, translated from Portuguese