Quote by Tama Janowitz
On bad days, I think Id like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to T

On bad days, I think Id like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to Third World countries and operates on children in villages with airlifts, and then I think, Yeah, right, Im going to go back to undergraduate school and take all the biology I missed and then go to medical school. No. No. – Tama Janowitz

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Im strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants. – Charles Schumer

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One doctor makes work for another. – English Proverb

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Yet it looks as if the thing we use to solve our problems with is the source of our problems. Its like going to the doctor and having him make you ill. In fact, in 20% of medical cases we do apparently have that going on. But in the case of thought, its far over 20%. – David Bohm

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In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. – Cicero

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