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Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize t

Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day. – Author Unknown

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Computers are scary. Theyre nightmares to fix, lose our stuff, and, on occasion, they crash, producing the blue screen of death. Steve Jobs knew this. He knew that computers were bulky and hernia-inducing and Darth Vader black. He understood the value of declarative design. – Wesley Morris

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I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them. – Isaac Asimov

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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. – Clifford Stoll

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What we did not imagine was a Web of people, but a Web of documents. – Dale Dougherty

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