Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer. – Alan Perlis
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. – Alan Perlis

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer. – Alan Perlis
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. – Alan Perlis
I think it is inevitable that people program poorly. Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it. – Alan Perlis
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. – Alan Perlis