Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer. – Alan Perlis
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. – Alan Perlis

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer. – Alan Perlis
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan. – Alan Perlis
It goes against the grain of modern education to teach students to program. What fun is there to making plans, acquiring discipline, organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self critical. – Alan Perlis
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. – Alan Perlis
Short fiction is the medium I love the most, because it requires that I bring everything Ive learned about poetry – the concision, the ability to say something as vividly as possible – but also the ability to create a narrative that, though lacking a novels length, satisfies the reader. – Ron Rash