Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. – Katharine Whitehorn
It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. – H.L. Mencken
Instead, California is one of only 10 states that provides in-state college and university tuition to illegal immigrants. Thats grossly unfair to a legal high school student who moves out of California for a year, then returns to attend college. – Elton Gallegly
When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray. – Amy Poehler
