Character is the result of two things: mental attitude and the way we spend our time. – Elbert Hubbard
Most reformers wore rubber boots and stood on glass when God sent a current of Commonsense through the Universe. – Elbert Hubbard
The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and the true teacher is the learner. – Elbert Hubbard
The highest reward that God gives us for good work is the ability to do better work. – Elbert Hubbard
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which theyre very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then theyre kind of hard to tell apart – especially if the human is kind of hairy. – Demetri Martin