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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then theres my personal favorite, the male ego. – Roseanne Barr

My mom was such a strong character. I dont want to say she was like a man, but she was tough. – Lance Armstrong

My mom and I have always been really close. Shes always been the friend that was always there. There were times when, in middle school and junior high, I didnt have a lot of friends. But my mom was always my friend. Always. – Taylor Swift

Dont let people disrespect you. My mom says dont open the door to the devil. Surround yourself with positive people. – Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, Id be fine. – Jenny McCarthy

When you are getting ready to become a mom, being in love with someone just isnt enough. You need to think about whether he would be a good parent and raise your children with similar beliefs. – Cindy Crawford

“I told my mom, Im not buying another magazine until I can get past this thought of looking like the girl on the cover. She said, “”Miley, you are the girl on the cover, and I was, like, I know, but I dont feel like that girl every day. You cant always feel perfect.” – Miley Cyrus

When love is gone, theres always justice. And when justice is gone, theres always force. And when force is gone, theres always Mom. Hi, Mom! – Laurie Anderson

I love my mom. My mom loves me. We dont have an easy relationship. I dont think we ever will, but Id rather have a complicated, misunderstood relationship than have no relationship at all. – Tori Spelling

When I was 5, some financial things happened, and I moved seven times in a year. We moved from apartment to apartment, sometimes living with friends. My mom would always say, Dont get comfortable, because we may not be here long. – LeBron James

You know, I dont think any mother aims to be a single mom. I didnt wish for that, but it happened. – Charlize Theron

I could get away with not taking care of myself as a bachelorette but as a mom I cant. – Alanis Morissette

A Romney-Ryan administration will protect and strengthen Medicare, for my Moms generation, for my generation, and for my kids and yours. – Paul Ryan

What makes me happy is just curling up in with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of CSI and Greys Anatomy episodes with pints of ice cream. – Taylor Swift

My mom wasnt a movie star. – Jeff Bridges

Im a lioness. I have four cubs. Im a mom. I want to take care of my kids and protect them. – Heidi Klum

When I was little, my mom tells me, I used to say things like, Mom do you hear the string section? Do you hear the string section? And she would look at me and say, No honey, I dont know what youre talking about. – Tori Amos

If I could get any animal it would be a dolphin. I want one so bad. Me and my mom went swimming with dolphins and I was like, How do we get one of those? and she was like, You cant get a dolphin. What are you gonna do, like, put it in your pool? – Miley Cyrus

Fortunately, when youre a mom, the responsibility of caring for your child can keep you going. – Shania Twain

I hear my friends and my mom tell me Im special, but honestly, I still dont get it. – LeBron James