Cats

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. – Lillian Johnson

Time spent with cats is never wasted. – May Sarton

A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes. – Indian Proverb

People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. – Charlotte Gray

Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. – Louise A. Belcher

I like cats…. When I meet a cat, I say, “Poor Pussy!” and stoop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat sticks up its tail in a rigid, cast-iron manner, arches its back, and wipes its nose up against my trousers; and all is gentleness and peace. – Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889

Dogs have owners, cats have staff. – Author Unknown

One must love a cat on its own terms. – Paul Gray

The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat. – Michael McGarel

A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal. – Agnes Repplier

Dogs eat. Cats dine. – Ann Taylor

I named my kitten Rose — fur soft as a petal, claws sharper than thorns. – Astrid Alauda

Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. – Stephen Baker

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln

I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry. – French Proverb

The cat has always been associated with the moon. Like the moon it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over housetops with its eyes beaming out through the darkness. – Patricia Dale-Green

Who hath a better friend than a cat? – William Hardwin

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them. – Compton MacKenzie

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. – Hazel Nicholson