Banks have a new image. Now you have a friend, your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? – Alan King Category: Money
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you cant tear the toilet paper. – Billy Wilder Category: Money
I had the opportunity to go to law school, and my dad, who was an accountant, couldnt believe I wanted to walk away from that and start cooking. – Curtis Stone Category: dad
A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isnt. – Anon. Category: Alcohol/Alcoholism
