Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. – Flip Wilson Category: funny
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and Im not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. – Bill Cosby Category: parenting
Before we can pray, “Lord, Thy Kingdom come,” we must be willing to pray, “My Kingdom go.” – Alan Redpath Category: Prayer
