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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, stayin

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. – Al Goldstein

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Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion. – Al Goldstein

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Death
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Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal. – Al Goldstein

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Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged. – Al Goldstein

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He who is overly attached to his family members experiences fear and sorrow, for the root of all grief is attachment. Thus one should discard attachment to be happy. – Chanakya

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I wish I had an extra day with my mom sometimes. Or another hour in the day with my family, husband and children. – Mary J. Blige

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The happiness of the domestic fireside is the first boon of Heaven; and it is well it is so, since it is that which is the lot of the mass of mankind. – Thomas Jefferson, 1813

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Back in the 70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was The Bad News Bears, and that was a kids movie, but I dont think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. – Jack Black

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The failure of academic feminists to recognize difference as a crucial strength is a failure to reach beyond the first patriarchal lesson. In our world, divide and conquer must become define and empower. – Audre Lorde

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So even though I consider myself a fairly upbeat person, energetic and things like that, I never do very well on happiness tests. – Barbara Ehrenreich

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None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. – Henry David Thoreau

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