The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose. – Garrison Keillor Category: Brothers
Help your brother’s boat across, and your own will reach the shore. – Hindu Proverb Category: Brothers
Men can acquire knowledge, but not wisdom. Some of the greatest fools ever known were learned men. – Proverb Category: Knowledge
Being a press secretary is like learning to type: Youre hunting and pecking for a while and then you find yourself doing the touch system and dont realize it. Youre speaking for the president without ever having to go to him. – Larry Speakes Category: Learning
Lots of people say to me, I completely hate Busted. Thats completely cool with me. I understand why. – Charlie Simpson Category: cool
If you pay attention to the world, its an amazing place. If you dont, its whatever you think it is. – Reggie Watts Category: amazing