The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. – Elbert Hubbard
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join. – Elbert Hubbard
This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. – Elbert Hubbard
This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum. – Elbert Hubbard
The obscurest sayings of the truly great are often those which contain the germ of the profoundest and most useful truths. Genius rapidly traverses the living present to bury itself in the deepest mysteries of the universe; often making the grandest discoveries at a single glance. – Joseph Mazzini