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I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. – Trey Parker

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So were considering doing a new Christmas album, because theres been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of The Most Offensive Song Ever with lyrics intact. – Trey Parker

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Christmas
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Trey Parker
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Its funny because I think a lot of it is simply… Weve never considered ourselves satirists, but because were on Comedy Central and because were South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want. – Trey Parker

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funny
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Trey Parker
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Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. – Trey Parker

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Humor
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When my dad toured in 91, I think my first gig properly was the Tokyo Dome, 50,000 people indoors. That was pretty scary. I was 12, or 13. – Dhani Harrison

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dad

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. – Charlie Sheen

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dad

My dad always taught me to never be satisfied, to want more and know that what is done is done. – Thierry Henry

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dad

I just went off for two months traveling around Europe on a motorcycle and pretty much turned my phone off. I did 5,000 miles with my dad. We went through Holland, Germany, Austria, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Italy… and then I did Spain and France by myself. – Michael Fassbender

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dad

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Youre in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. – Dr. Seuss

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good

So the experts think we could have an AIDS-free generation in Africa by 2015, even if the mothers are positive. – Alan Cumming

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positive

The brotherhood of man is evoked by particular men according to their circumstances. But it seldom extends to all men. In the name of our freedom and our brotherhood we are prepared to blow up the other half of mankind and to be blown up in our turn. – R. D. Laing

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Fellowship

Pleasure that is obtained by unreasonable and unsuitable cost, must always end in pain. – Samuel Johnson

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Pain