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Quote by Lorne Bloch
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is th

The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare homosexuality instead of running off to Canada. – Lorne Bloch

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