Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. – Martin Golding Category: Programming
When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code. – Richard Pattis Category: Programming
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. – Stan Kelly-Bootle Category: Programming
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. – Lily Tomlin Category: Music
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry Category: Argument & Debate
