Marilyn Monroe wasnt even her real name, Charles Manson isnt his real name, and now, Im taking that to be my real name. But whats real? You cant find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best. – Marilyn Manson
Just recently I was in Target with my mom shopping, and out of the blue, I see this father and his two daughters and he says, Can they get a picture with you? And Im thinking to myself, Am I the one millionth customer or something? – Atticus Shaffer
Liberals in Congress have spent the past three decades pandering to environmental extremists. The policies they have put in place are in large part responsible for the energy crunch we are seeing today. We have not built a refinery in this country for 30 years. – Marsha Blackburn
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were. – David Brinkley
