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I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to

I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor. – William Gilmore Simms

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All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, Id be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. – Lenny Bruce

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